In World War I, your wounds could either be contused, incised, lacerated, punctured, extensive, multiple, penetrating, perforating, or character and cause not stated. You might have also died of dislocations, contusions, concussions, crushing(s), fractures, gases (deleterious), a gunshot wound of which kind was not stated, strains, or -  my personal favorite - traumatic amputations.

Although if you think that's bad, dying on the field of battle may have been better than being in camp with all the people sick with relapsing fever, dysentery (all), erysipelas, trench ever, trench mouth, trench foot, epidemic diseases (others), glanders, anthrax, syphilis (all), gout, goiter (simple), obesity, drug addiction, poising (chronic), Jacksonian epilepsy, shell-shock (cause not given), speech (defective), general paralysis of the insane, malingering, diseases of the eyelids, varicose veins, gangrene of lungs, defects and diseases of the finger and toenails, floating cartilage, loose bodies in joints, and other diseases of the organs of locomotion.

Too soon?

So I was surprised recently to see that someone had commented on my LJ - which is odd because I haven't written a new post in two forevers. The comment was on something from 2006:

http://louielouie14.livejournal.com/18610.html

Basically, someone I don't know is giving me credit for something I didn't write. The upside is that they may have given me the impetus to start posting to my LJ again (my own material, of course).

For more information, email: hdell1@uis.edu

So I just finished the first draft of my introduction for my thesis. Seven pages of chocolaty deliciousness. Okay, so it’s really six pages of chocolaty deliciousness and one page of marshmallowy end notes. Nevertheless, a good ratio.

It feels so good to finally get something down on paper after researching it for over a year now. As usual, I fear that it’s all total rubbish, but I always think that.

My goal is to write drafts of the first and second chapters over my three day weekend.  They’re designed to be rather short in comparison to the meat and potatoes that’s coming in chapters three and four, so I should be able to get it done. Plus, I'm bribing myself with a dress from ModCloth if I finish it on time.

Hmm...I must be hungry…otherwise what would explain all the food references?

In other news, I won a research scholarship to go to DC for a few days and poke around the National Library of Medicine.  Apparently there is an obscene amount of funds available as my original budget of $700 was deemed too low, as was my revised budget of $1200. My last offer was nearly $1700.  For that much money I should be able to hire someone to do the research for me while I walk through the FDR Memorial for the millionth time that weekend.

Needle Disposal

For those who use needles for injections for any reason -

Often we reach in a wastebasket without thinking -

To retrieve a paper we  threw away by mistake -

To empty the trash, etc.

you may not see the needle

Someone just disposed of in the wastebasket...

If you receive a needlestick injury you must go through a series of tests over a period of

6 months or longer; you may need to take medication which may not work and

which causes you to be nauseated and feel tired and weak-

Even if the tests are negative.

You may also suffer the tremendous anxiety of not knowing whether you've

Been infected by a life threatening virus - and continue to worry for the 6 months or more of testing -

Imagine if you will, how if feels to think you may have been

Exposed to diseases such as Hepatitis C or HIV

And to be tested periodically over that length of time-

What happens if the tests come back positive?

How would your partner deal with it?

What affect would it have on your family?

Could you sleep at night if you were worried?

What would your life be like?

Please help us prevent needlestick injuries on campus by

Disposing of needles safely.

 If you find one, notify your RA, a faculty member or someone

in the UIS Police Department to remove it;

or if it is your needle,

please dispose of it in a hard plastic container 

such as a plastic milk jug, etc.

You can bring the used container, to the

Campus Health Service at BSB 20,

Or call us at 206-6676

We'll dispose of them no questions asked.

First of all, it's very informative.

Second of all, it's not patroled by a bunch of buzz-kills like Wikipedia is, thus allowing for things such as this to slip through:

"Toronto also has a large homeless population, many of whom will ask you for money. If you do not want to offer them money, simply look the panhandler in the eye and say "not today," "sorry," or simply ignore them. Toronto's homeless tend to live up to expectations of Canadian courtesy and will smile and say, "Oh that's all right; don't worry about it!" On the other hand, they might chase you down the street while barking like a dog, so it's best to be ready for anything."

So I had to print up a review of Grapes of Wrath from when it was published in 1939 for my Great Depression paper.  On my copy of a review from the Chicago Tribune there is a side article that I found amusing:

The Tribune's Platform for Illinois and Chicago
-End the Parole Business
-Build Deathproof Highways
-Make Chicago the First City in the World
-Faster Suburban Service
-Up to Date Local Transportation
-A Lake Front Airport
-A motor Ferry to Michigan
-Cut Taxes in Half


How do you go about building a "deathproof highway"?

So seeing as the last time I posted a list of things to accomplish on here I actually got most/all of them done (huh, weird!) I thought I'd try it again:

Go to bank
Mail bills
Research at Lincoln Presidential Library (Damn microfilm machines make me seasick.)
Write paper for Great Depression class (Got a page and a half from the end and realized I had nothing more to say. But still, good progress overall, eh?)
Start laundry
Clean apartment
Finish laundry
Order gifts/holiday cards
Work out
Call Grandma
Sew button back on coat (Oy, it's one of those weird two sided button ones. Not very good at those...)
Put up Christmas tree


And by the way Linda (if you made it this far) - just kidding! :)

Do you have a salad dressing that shares your surname? I doubt it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_dressing

It does sound kind of gross, though...

I’m back in Joliet now. The drive up wasn’t as excruciatingly slow as I thought it would be mostly because I had my new David Sedaris audiobook to keep me company. (I’m on court supervision stemming from a speeding ticket until this coming Wednesday.)  I’ve been looking forward to this upcoming week for awhile and not just because I don’t have to work or go to school. (Being a GA kicks so much ass sometimes.)  It’ll be nice to see the family and eats load of unhealthy food from Boston Market. My god, the mac and cheese alone would be enough for me to make the trip…

I got to see the house earlier today. They’ve made a lot of progress, but there’s still a ways to go.  I guess the new ETA is the first few weeks of January.  So much for the contractor bragging that we’d be in before the holidays.  The best part is that the house is partially tented, and it sort of looks like a giant jellyfish is attacking the northwest corner.

So I’ve taken the first tenuous steps towards thesisdom.  I met with one of my profs to ask her to be my advisor/chair the committee.  After I reminded her of my topic (Spanish influenza in Chicago) she was thrilled. Her specialty is medical history and as she said, “I never get anyone who does a medical history thesis!” So that’s good news, I guess:  tee up the expectations and hopes nice and high so that I can pile drive them into the ground – “You thought you would enjoy this? Well, we’ll see if you feel the same way after you read my 500th sentence with way to much alliteration in it!”  I also stupidly told her I’d write my prospectus over break…so look for that.

School otherwise is going fine this semester in that it is almost over. All year I’ve felt like I’ve had one foot in school and one foot in what was going on at home. I only have a few big papers and a group project standing between me and the Promised Land. (That’s your Jew-joke for the evening.) The group project will be the death of me. I’m stuck with a bunch of underclassmen that live on campus and have this madding urge to meet up at the library every weekend to discuss our topic.  Losers.

I also recently triumphed over almost-illness. So go me.

http://www.ravenstake.com/?Show=Sketches&Episode=100-movie-spoilers-in-5-minutes

So I thought this was pretty amusing: Two guys spoil the endings to 100 movies in under five minutes. Most of these are well known (Darth Vader is Luke's father!) or are from old/more obscure/lame films you might not watch. I enjoyed the spoilers for Meg Ryan movies in particular.

But if you really hate to have the ending spoiled...don't watch it.

...and with good reason.

This is from the title page of a 1883 book we have at our archives:

Conquering the Wilderness;
or
New Pictorial History of the Life and Times
of the
Pioneer Heroes and Heroines
of America:
A Full Account of
The Romantic Deeds, Lofty Achievements
and
Marvelous Adventures
of
Boone, Kenton, Clarke, Logan, Harrod, The Wetzel Brothers, The Bradys, Poe, and Thirty Other Celebrated Frontiersmen and Indian Fighters; Crockett Houston, Kit Carson, Buffalo Bill, Wild Bill, and All the Famous Plainsmen; Graham, Sutter, Marshall, Fremont, Kearney, and Other Historic Names of the Pacific Coast
with
Picturesque Sketches of Border Life, Past and Present; Backwoods Camp Meetings, Schools and Sunday Schools; Heroic Fortitude and Noble Deeds of the
Pioneer Wives and Mothers;
Flatboating; the Overland Route and its Horrors; the Gold Fever and Filibustering Expatiations; Vigilance Committees; Lafitte, Walker, Brigham Young Etc.; Eccentricities and Self-Sacrificing Labors of Cartwright, Axley and Other
Celebrated Pioneer Preachers,
and Describing
Life and Adventure on the Plains and in the Mining Camps of To-Day, Including Hunting, Trapping, Freighting, Ranching, Herding, Post-Trading, Indian Agencies, Scouts, Guides and Desperadoes; Immense Fortunes of Western Millionaires, How Made; Etc., Etc.

By:
Colonel Frank Triplett,
Author of “Sketches of Western Adventure,” “Prospecting, Assaying and Mining,” “The Enchanted Isle,” “Bebe a Norman Idyl,” “The Doctor’s Daughter,” etc., etc.

With 200 Portraits From Life, and Original and Striking Engravings From Designs by Nast, Darley, and Other Eminent Artists

So I decided to skip class tonight on the condition that I spend the time I would normally be in class (6:00 - 9:30) being productive.  And you, gentle reader, are going to keep me honest.

Here's a list of things I want to accomplish tonight. If I don't get them done feel free to admonish me however you see fit.

Grocery shopping
Laundry
Email professor about missing class
Email other professor about thesis committee
Read Sparknotes for Grapes of Wrath
Read/Take notes on books for Great Depression book review
Post to Great Depression group discussion board



EDIT: Ahhhh....that feels good. I should hold myself accountable in public more often.

So last night, bored and waiting for the polls to close, I was looking for something to do and I remembered that I had called Joe out for buying a pea coat, and that doing so was white, and that I own four. Curious to find out just how white I really am, I took the current Stuff White People Like List and gave each listing a score of 1-10 based on how much I liked it. And then, after doing some math that will probably prove to be faulty under the slightest scrutiny, I came up with a percentage of how white I am.

The scary thing about this is how many times I gave things relatively high scores even if I had never used/seen/took part in whatever it was being described (such as the show “The Wire” or “Juno” both of which I haven’t seen but scored quite well).   In the end I’m not as white as I thought I was, so there is some comfort in that.

* #113 Halloween 9 – Not so much the holiday as just getting to dress up in costume. But since this is really the only holiday that lets you do this, it scores high.

* #112 Hummus 3 – It’s not bad, but I don’t seek it out.

* #111 Pea Coats 9 – I own several.

* #110 Frisbee Sports 1 – Skills I lack combine with the great outdoors, forget it.

* #109 The Onion 9 – Crazy good, especially lately.

* #108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music 10 – But I actually enjoy classical music!

* #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References 3 – Is it possible I’m whiter then I think?

* #106 Facebook 10 – Even though I still hate the new design, I’m hooked.

* #105 Unpaid Internships 5 – Everyone I know bitches about their unpaid internship or refuses to take one.

* #104 Girls with Bangs 7 – If you can pull it off, why not?

* #103 Sweaters 9 – How can you not love sweaters?

* #102 Children’s Games as Adults 10 – White people are crazy immature, no argument here.

* #101 Being Offended 9 – Gotta have something to target my rage at.

* #100 Bumper Stickers 5 – I enjoy reading other people’s but would never put one on my car.

* #99 Grammar 9 – Good grammar is hot.

* #98 The Ivy League 4 – I appreciate the Ivy League, but I’m not going to get into it so…

* #97 Scarves 10 – Oui oui!

* #96 New Balance Shoes 1 – Yuck.

* #95 Rugby 1 – If I don’t understand football I doubt I’d be into rugby.

* #94 Free Healthcare 8 – ‘Twould be nice.

* #93 Music Piracy 3 – I used to steal music but not anymore.

* #92 Book Deals 1 – I usually don’t read books where there is a lot of hype about the “book deal” before hand.

* #91 San Francisco 6 – Seems nice enough.

* #90 Dinner Parties 10 – Can I vote higher then 10? I can’t wait to host my first dinner party!

* #89 St. Patrick’s Day 4 – Not Irish, not even on St. Patrick’s Day.

* #88 Having Gay Friends 7 – I like diversity in my friends, even if they’re not all that diverse.

* #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes 4 – Not sure what this is referring to, but seeing as I’m not really that outdoorsy…

* #86 Shorts 2 – I rarely wear shorts.

* #85 The Wire 6 – Never saw it, but I appreciate the work they did.

* #84 T-Shirts 8 – Especially with pithy sayings.

* #83 Bad Memories of High School 9 – God I hated high school.

* #82 Hating Corporations 4 – Should I be hating them more?

* #81 Graduate School 8 – This number prone to fluctuate wildly.

* #80 The Idea of Soccer 2 – Eh, even the idea is boring. Except getting to say GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!

* #79 Modern Furniture 7 – Sleek is stylish.

* #78 Multilingual Children 8 – Would have scored higher but I’m jealous.

* #77 Musical Comedy 2 – I couldn’t even name one musical comedy.

* #76 Bottles of Water 3 – I’ve weaned myself off of them almost completely.

* #75 Threatening to Move to Canada 3 – Never done it and I think people who do it are a bit lame. Toronto is nice, though.

* #74 Oscar Parties 10 – Another on the list of parties I will host someday.

* #73 Gentrification 1 – Eh.

* #72 Study Abroad 9 – Sort of wish I had done this when given the chance but I didn’t want to graduate a year late.

* #71 Being the only white person around 5 – This one makes me lol.

* #70 Difficult Breakups 4 – Not my own, but it’s fun to watch others crash and burn. So mean.

* #69 Mos Def 1 – Who?

* #68 Michel Gondry 1 – Who???

* #67 Standing Still at Concerts 8 – Yeah, you’re not going to catch me dancing.

* #66 Divorce 2 – People like divorce?

* #65 Co-Ed Sports 4 – I guess it can be fun.

* #64 Recycling 6 – I appreciate it, but I don’t do it.

* #63 Expensive Sandwiches 9 – So what if I could make it for a fraction of the price? They served it with a lemon wedge!

* #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People 8 – Lol.

* #61 Bicycles 7 – I wonder how white people feel about wearing helmets?

* #60 Toyota Prius 9 – Would totally buy one if I could afford it.

* #59 Natural Medicine 1 – Lame.

* #58 Japan 2 – Slightly less lame.

* #57 Juno 7 – Never saw it but it feels like something I would like.

* #56 Lawyers 6 – If only as a source for jokes. (What do you call 100,000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.)

* #55 Apologies 7 – Particularly if directed at me.

* #54 Kitchen Gadgets 4 – I don’t cook much.

* #53 Dogs 10 – I am a dog person.

* #52 Sarah Silverman 1 – Not a fan.

* #51 Living by the Water 7 – As long as I don’t have to swim in it.

* #50 Irony 10 – Delicious.

* #49 Vintage 10 – It’s like history + design. How could you not get better then that?

* #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops 1 – Not my thing.

* #47 Arts Degrees 7 – Much respect to those with art degree…well, most people.

* #46 The Sunday New York Times 6 – I do read it online.

* #45 Asian Fusion Food 8 – Not sure about the fusion part, but I do like Asian food.

* #44 Public Radio 9 – Wait wait…don’t tell me!

* #43 Plays 7 – I enjoy watching them.

* #42 Sushi 5 – It’s okay taste wise. I sorta wish I liked it more.

* #41 Indie Music 9 – If not indie, then not pop crap.

* #40 Apple Products 4 – I know Macs are probably better, but they don’t have to be so smug about it.

* #39 Netflix 4 – Don’t use it; seems harmless enough.

* #38 Arrested Development 6 - Never saw it, but I appreciate the work they did.

* #37 Renovations 8 – Fun!

* #36 Breakfast Places 9 – Hey, I don’t keep the entire IHOP staff from going home just for kicks.

* #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report 10 – Again, can I rate higher then 10?

* #34 Architecture 8 – I have no reason why, other then I am white.

* #33 Marijuana 1 – No thanks.

* #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism 5 – Like I’ve said before, if it wasn’t for cheeseburgers and chicken fingers…

* #31 Snowboarding 3 – It’s not that impressive.

* #30 Wrigley Field 5 – More for historic reasons then for the Cubs.

* #29 80s Night 5 – Okay I guess. Not really sure what it is…

* #28 Not having a TV 3 – You’re not cool, you’re just annoying.

* #27 Marathons 6 – Could never do it but I respect those who do.

* #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) 4 – Chicago is better.

* #25 David Sedaris 9 – F’ing hilarious.

* #24 Wine 9 – F’ing delicious.

* #23 Microbreweries 2 – Not a beer fan.

* #22 Having Two Last Names 8 – Cumbersome but cool.

* #21 Writers Workshops 3 – Don’t really care.

* #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture 7 – I like being an expert on anything.

* #19 Traveling 10 – Love love love.

* #18 Awareness 9 – Awareness is cool.

* #17 Hating their Parents 5 – Yup.

* #16 Gifted Children 3 – After my brief stint in the education department, I’ve come to loathe this phrase.

* #15 Yoga 6 – Seems nice.

* #14 Having Black Friends 7 – I like diversity in my friends, even if they’re not all that diverse.

* #13 Tea 1 – YUCK.

* #12 Non-Profit Organizations 8 – So, museums?

* #11 Asian Girls 3 – Don’t really care. No offense to Asian girls.

* #10 Wes Anderson Movies 3 – Haven’t seen any but the trailers look good. Man, why do all my answers sound like this? I’m so white.

* #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside 1 – I don’t go outside that much.

* #8 Barack Obama 10 – As I write this, I’m watching the election results so hopefully by the time I post this, I will be a white person who likes President Elect Obama.

* #7 Diversity 9 – I have diversity t-shirt! Damn!

* #6 Organic Food 6 – Schmeh.

* #5 Farmer’s Markets 5 – Double schmeh.

* #4 Assists 9 – See: My entire junior high basketball career.

* #3 Film Festivals 4 – Sounds nice.

* #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to 10 – Sorry, mom.

* #1 Coffee 7 – The conveniently located, free-refilling coffee shop by my office has gotten me hooked.

 

Result: 58.3% white

-James Carville is quite possibly the scariest looking person in the world.

-You can call a state with 0% of the vote in and 0% precincts reporting.

-If the phrase “swing state” is never uttered again, I’m totally okay with it.

-The phrase “Obama will take Massachusetts,” doesn’t really warrant the reporter saying “Wow!”

-The Phoenix Boys Choir doesn’t really compete with a hundred thousand screaming people in Grant Park.

-References to the Alamo are always appreciated.

-It’s only a matter of time before the giant touch screen computers over at CNN achieve self-awareness.

-Apparently, Americans are too stupid to know what blue and red represent on the map.

-Anderson Cooper got a hair cut. (Is it creepy that I can tell that?)

-Single issue voters (particularly those who vote solely on the abortion issue) are morons.

-The phrase “Let’s go to Wolf,” will never sound normal.

-Just because you have the technology doesn’t mean you should use it. (Interviews with holograms? Really, CNN?)

-No one summed up the vibe over at McCain HQ better then Samantha Bee who referred to it as an “Escher-like hellscape.”

So you know how some people have that thing where they sleepwalk and go raid the fridge and in the morning have no memory of it? I think I have that only with adjusting my thermostat.  Thursday night I woke up around 2 AM and felt ridiculously hot – flash forward seven hours and I’m sleeping in just a nightshirt, no blankets and freezing to death. I get up to look at the thermostat and it’s pegged to the lowest temperature possible. The exact opposite thing happened last night (only I went from cold to hot).  The thing is, I don’t remember getting up in the middle of the night to change the setting.

My electric bill for the month should be interesting.

So you know how some people have that thing where they sleepwalk and go raid the fridge and in the morning have no memory of it? I think I have that only with adjusting my thermostat.  Thursday night I woke up around 2 AM and felt ridiculously hot – flash forward seven hours and I’m sleeping in just a nightshirt, no blankets and freezing to death. I get up to look at the thermostat and it’s pegged to the lowest temperature possible. The exact opposite thing happened last night (only I went from cold to hot).  The thing is, I don’t remember getting up in the middle of the night to change the setting.

My electric bill for the month should be interesting.